The routine continues:
I just wondering, What would be the effect of an Ark on the average neighbour? Now, here's a guy going to work, 7 o'clock in the morning. Noah's next door neighbour and he sees the Ark:
Hey! You up there!
What you want?
What is this?
It's an Ark.
Aha. You wanna get it outta my driveway? I gotta get to work. Listen, what this thing for anyway?
I can't tell you. Hahahahaha!
Well, I mean can't you give me a little hint?
You wanna a hint?
Yes, please.
How long can you tread water?
And concludes with this:
'Course Noah had a heck of a job, really. He had to go out and collect all the animals in the world, by two's. Two mosquitoes, male or female And, uh, he had to keep telling the rabbits, only two, only two, only two. So we find Noah pulling up the last two animals. Two hippos and he's really in a hurry to get 'em up because he's afraid that the Lord's gonna call him and ask him to do something else. And his nerves are shot. This is one heck of a job for a man 600 years old. So we find him pulling up the two last hippos. And of course the Lord does call him there.
Come on fat hippos, hurry up. Come on will you please?
Noah!
What? What you want?
Gotta take one of those hippos out and bring in another one.
What for?
'Cause you got two males down there and you need to bring in a female.
I'm not bringin' nothin' in. You change one of em'.
Come on! You know I don't work like that.
Well, I'm sick and tired of this! I've had enough of this stuff! I've been working all day. Working on it for days and days. I'm sick and tired of this!!
Noah!
Yeah?
How long can you tread water?
My personal record for treading water? About a week.
Hahahahaha!
Instead of getting right into the Fast Metabolism groove as planned, I flatlined this week, as this endeavor took a back seat to a few other things I had going on. I'll have tales to tell and loads of new recipes to go with them over on Cheesy Pennies in the next few days. Meanwhile, be on the lookout for any neighbors building arks.
